Chat 22 Aug 31,716 notes
  • Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
  • Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
  • Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
Text 22 Aug 304,778 notes

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

Text 22 Aug 605,476 notes

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

Video 22 Aug 226,491 notes

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

Photo 22 Aug 241,753 notes merasmus:

thanks scoob

merasmus:

thanks scoob

(Source: kuvaton)

Photo 22 Aug 764 notes sundxwn:

Elemental by Ryan Dyar
Quote 22 Aug 20,659 notes
I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more
— Me (via anihanki)

(Source: aphdaze)

Photo 22 Aug 75,860 notes

(Source: n-w-c)

via Miley.
Photo 22 Aug 1,775 notes
Text 22 Aug 37,001 notes

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist)


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